He had to go to three different stores before he found it, commiserating along the way with a few other beleaguered spouses in hot pursuit.
Whatta mighty good man.
I had to share this chuckle, straight from today's newspaper Police Beat column. You can't make this stuff up.
I bet the Fashion Police would beg to differ...
May you all have a good day and be surprised by your special Valentine, who should know whether to bring the pizza or the fishnets.